352 days without yelling, 13 days of loving more to go!
You have the most amazing timing, really. And the most adorable spelling. I have loved watching you learn to spell and write this year. Your first word? Green. Spelled? Gin. Did you know Tanqueray, the gin with a green label, is my favorite? Love it! And I love you. You left this note for me this morning and it’s like you knew I would need it today.
You are very special and important too,
Mommy Orange Rhino
As I hurried to get dressed this morning #1 called out from his room “what rhymes with special?” I paused. Mecial? Lecial? Shoot. I couldn’t think of anything.
I called back, “I can’t think of anything. Sorry!”
He responded with, “Huh? And Mommy was that a yell?”
“No sweetie, I was just talking loudly so you could hear me.”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, duh.”
He then appeared in my room, paper and pencil in hand, wit, sarcasm and intelligence in mind.
“Next time mommy, just walk into my room and tell me. I’ll hear you better and you won’t have to yell. Oooooh. Yell and Tell. They rhyme!”
And then my mind started churning. Here are a few new alternatives to yelling that rhyme. Hopefully it will make it easier to remember them or at least make you laugh. My mind tried to come up with an idea for each letter of the alphabet but alas, that was so not possible. Enjoy!
Don’t yell…ring a BELL!
Don’t yell…pick up your CELL (and call a friend.)
Don’t yell…go to your DELL (and post on The Orange Rhino Facebook page.)
Don’t yell…act like an EL…ephant (swing your arm like a trunk and be silly.)
Don’t yell…FELL down and do a push up (okay, fall, but you get the idea.)
Don’t yell…GEL (you know, dance, like the commercial for Gel inserts for shoes?)
Don’t yell…okay, skipping the letter H J
Don’t yell…act like JELLo (get jiggly and shake all the stress out.)
Don’t yell…MELLow out!
Don’t yell…QUELL(this means suppress, I had to look it up!)
Don’t yell…SELL your request (you know, like a live auctioneer. Can I get a clean up? A clean up? Who wants to clean up? Any takers?! Do I have one? Two? You get the idea.)
Don’t yell…TELL. (Yes this one is easy to remember!)
Don’t yell…go the WELL and fetch a pail of water (or a glass, from the sink, yes, that might work better!)
Don’t yell…get all ZEALOUS with staying calm.
There you go, 14 new ways to practice not yelling. I personally like “Don’t yell…tell.” So simple. And then again I also like “Don’t yell…GEL.” I mean really, who didn’t love those commercials? Are you gelin’? But really, I just like the whole not yelling thing. It has mellowed me out, quelled lots of potentially big problems, and filled me with a new zealous attitude for life. Seriously.
So here’s to rhyming. Here’s to not yelling. And here’s to my son for inspiring this post (and me on too many occasions to count.